Well folks, i finally spoke to Splifler's Mom yesterday after some intense investigating and she sent me his baby pic. I must admit Splifler was truely an ugly ass baby, but dude, he's cool as hell.
Splif's mom said that his first words at 4 months of age were "Pass that shit bitch!" Now doctors say that baby's cant speak at that age, but Splifler definitley proved them all wrong.
Who knew that this ugly ass baby would grow up one day to become Americas most hated War Hero? Who knew that one day he would be wanted in 4 different states for banging horses? Who knew that one day he would be caught T-Bagging homeless men in the dark alleys behind his local pub in Erie, Pennsylvania?
This reporter sure didn't.....
