Number of posts : 967 Age : 38 Location : Dirty Jersey Clan : Registration date : 2008-11-10
Subject: the best of fmylife.com Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:55 pm
Today, I found out that the meatballs in my favorite meatball sub that I've been eating for over 6 years are made of pork. I'm a kosher Jew. FML
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Number of posts : 967 Age : 38 Location : Dirty Jersey Clan : Registration date : 2008-11-10
Subject: Re: the best of fmylife.com Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:50 am
Today, I was at an extended family dinner. All of a sudden, the lights and electricity cut out. Not thinking, I yelled, "We've been EMP'd, get down!" My grandmother replied, "Get a life, you goddamn nerd." FML
